masterofmidgets | The Case Of The Lonely Lawyer

Why is there no Perry Mason fanfiction? I mean, aside from the show having aired from 1957-1966, thus predating both color television and Star Trek's more or less geeking fandom into existence. And sure, it's not that realistic of a legal drama, but it's at least as realistic as Law & Order, and has the benefit of being mostly about suave, rich socialites and society gentlemen who plot killing each other over 3-martini lunches, rather than filthy drug dealers shooting each other in back alleys.

I've been watching it on DVD with my dad when I'm home on break, and now I really, desperately want Perry/Paul fic. I mean, look at these two guys and tell me you don't think they should be making out.

I know the show wants me to ship Perry/Della, but daaamn do he and Paul have a slashy relationship.

(I'd also settle for Perry/Burger hatesex. Um. sorry?)