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masterofmidgets) wrote2009-08-08 01:26 am
masterofmidgets) wrote2009-08-08 01:26 am
Did I Just Hear Something?
Bad: reading a book on serial killers when you know you have an overactive imagination and a healthy sense of paranoia.
Worse: reading a book on serial killers at one in the morning when you have an overactive imagination and healthy sense of paranoia.
Worst: reading a book on serial killers at one in the morning and then having the internet fail, necessitating going into your father's dark, unused, boxes-and-power-tools-filled, ominous-shadow-containing office by yourself to reset the router on top of the bookcase. Which you have to do as quickly as humanly possible, muttering under your breath 'there's nothing there there's nothing there there's no - OMG SOMETHING JUST MOVED IN THE CORNER IT'S JACK THE RIPPER.' At which point you break and run back to your room where you know there are no serial killers who want to eat your liver unless there's one waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep oh god oh god.
...or maybe that's just me.
Worse: reading a book on serial killers at one in the morning when you have an overactive imagination and healthy sense of paranoia.
Worst: reading a book on serial killers at one in the morning and then having the internet fail, necessitating going into your father's dark, unused, boxes-and-power-tools-filled, ominous-shadow-containing office by yourself to reset the router on top of the bookcase. Which you have to do as quickly as humanly possible, muttering under your breath 'there's nothing there there's nothing there there's no - OMG SOMETHING JUST MOVED IN THE CORNER IT'S JACK THE RIPPER.' At which point you break and run back to your room where you know there are no serial killers who want to eat your liver unless there's one waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep oh god oh god.
...or maybe that's just me.