Please to be killing me now?

Guess who has 700 pages of Don Qoixote to read by Tuesday?

Guess who has a five-page paper on Dante's Inferno to write, also by Tuesday?

Guess who has to present an English witchcraft pamphlet in class on - you guessed it! - Tuesday?

Guess who has a Japanese midterm on /Monday/?

I want to kill myself DDDDDX