This Is What Passes For Logic At A Time Like This

After serious thought (read: this just occurred to me out of nowhere) I have concluded that my external drive is named Heero. Why?

1. Totally my hero, because without it my hard drive would be completely full by now and I would not be able to download and watch the slashy goodness that is SGA and Merlin
2. It spends most of its time plugged into Max (and here I snicker like a 12-year-old) and
3. I just picked Max up without remembering that my drive was plugged in and sent it flying halfway across the room, and it still works perfectly fine. Heero is hardcore, people.

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE TO THINK THESE THINGS? PERFECTLY UNNECESSARY ALL-NIGHTERS = EPIC FAIL