Sadly Lacking In Porn Though

DONE DONE DONE OMG DONE.

I decided when I started writing this afternoon that I wasn't going to stop until I finished the damn sex pollen fic, and 3,000 words later, it is finally, finally done. I am so glad to be through with this stupid thing. I mean, I know it's nothing on a Big Bang fic, but this was just supposed to be a quick one-off thing I wrote in one night to build up some kink meme karma. Five weeks and 13,000 words later...I think I have some damn good kink karma now. I hope so, anyway.

Handed it off to my wonderful and amazing beta for the fixing/making it presentable for people to read. And luckily colourofsaying  is living in Japan for the next nine months, because it's only 7pm there instead of 4am and she can get through it right off. Barring the necessity of drastic rewrites, I should be able to post it tomorrow.

[Fic] Keep Your Distance 1/2

Title: Keep Your Distance
Author: masterofmidgets
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: brief (non-graphic) torture
Wordcount: 13329
Summary: In which Jim is lonely (and bored), Spock goes above and beyond the call of duty, and McCoy is going t have a heart atack before he's forty.
Notes: Written for this prompt on the ST Kink Meme (anti-sex pollen makes it so Kirk and Spock can't be around each other), and somehow mutated into something with a plot. This would never have actually been finished if it weren't for hanjuuluver, hand-holder extraordinaire, and colourofsaying , who is awesome enough to beta from halfway around the world.

 

( The away team has only been surface-side for an hour before McCoy's communicator buzzes. )

Part Two
 

[Fic] Keep Your Distance 2/2

Title: Keep Your Distance
Author: masterofmidgets
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: brief (non-graphic) torture
Wordcount: 13329
Summary: In which Jim is lonely (and bored), Spock goes above and beyond the call of duty, and McCoy is going to have a heart atack before he's forty.
Notes: Written for this prompt on the ST Kink Meme (anti-sex pollen makes it so Kirk and Spock can't be around each other), and somehow mutated into something with a plot. This would never have actually been finished if it weren't for hanjuuluver, hand-holder extraordinaire, and colourofsaying , who is awesome enough to beta from halfway around the world.

 

( When he hears the alarm, Spock is meditating in his quarters. )