My Brain Is A Weird Place

 
So it turns out that if I got too long without writing any fic, my brain decides to turn the dial up to eleven and just start throwing the most ABSURD plots imaginable at me until I can't think of anything else. Case in point: for the last two weeks I have not been able to stop thinking about, and plotting, the HP AU where Dumbledore and Grindewald are married and have a comfortable little upscale wizarding cottage in North Scotland, where they are trying to raise their adopted maladjusted son Tom, with forseeable hijinks.

It would be all sitcom style, of course - Tom gets caught picking on the neighbor kids and learns a valuable lesson about why bullying is bad. Tom hears Albus and Gellert fighting in the kitchen and thinks they are regretting taking him in. Gellert has a job open up crushing and ruling the wizarding world with an iron fist, but oh noes, how will it affect the family?

WHY DO I WANT TO WRITE THIS.