masterofmidgets | Sometimes I Wonder If My Grandma Does This Shit Just to Fuck With Me

So we're eating dinner, and out of nowhere, my grandma's like "How would you feel if your dad married Reba?" And a) where the hell did that come from, and b) WHY WHY WHY would she think that's an appropriate thing to ask me?! The idea of my dad getting married to anyone is just so...shit, it's just so complicated and fucked up and stressful I can't even think about it.

So now I'm kind of a wreck. Thanks, grandma.