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masterofmidgets) wrote2009-11-11 12:10 am
masterofmidgets) wrote2009-11-11 12:10 am
Bet Ya We Have To Read This Out Loud In Class
From my reading for this week:
"Oh Birch! Thou common dread and doom of all boys,
who found out first thy properties of pain?
Who gave thy tough lithe twigs their power to appall boys?
who laid the red foundations of thy reign?
Who made thee haunt by night the dreams of small boys?
who gave thee power o'er us thy trembling train?
Who made thee master of our bums, and lord?
Who flogged boys first? and what flogged boy first roared?"
VICTORIAN ENGLAND: MORE KINKY THAN YOU THOUGHT. (And please consider that this is the first stanza of a poem that goes on for eleven pages, and is one out of an entire novella's worth of flagellation erotica. Yeah.)
Also, Japan needs to send them a thank you card for inventing the genre of school boy porn. I don't know what the manga industry would do without it.
VICTORIAN ENGLAND: MORE KINKY THAN YOU THOUGHT. (And please consider that this is the first stanza of a poem that goes on for eleven pages, and is one out of an entire novella's worth of flagellation erotica. Yeah.)
Also, Japan needs to send them a thank you card for inventing the genre of school boy porn. I don't know what the manga industry would do without it.