If You Hear About Mass Slaughter In A NorCal Post Office, This Is Probably Why
I have come to the conclusion that either a) I am under a voodoo curse of some kind cast by a particularly spitefully petty enemy, b) Stanford University is stealing my mail for nefarious purposes I cannot begin to fathom, or c) the post office just hates me.
Mail I am currently waiting for:
1) a package from my mom containing chocolate, a Dave Barry book, and Drawing Down the Moon (!!!!!!!! *sobs*) that she sent BEFORE HALLOWEEN
2) a package from Amazon containing Volume 2 of Shout Out Loud! that was supposedly shipped on Nov 6
3) a package from Linda with new hair dye and bleach so that I can re-blue myself, sent two weeks ago
4) GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE
WTF POST OFFICE? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?!
I am about a week away from seriously fucking someone up over this.
ETA: I GOTS HAIR DYE! So apparently the secret key to getting overdue mail is to bitch about it on your livejournal? We'll see if this also produces manga and books, ne?
Mail I am currently waiting for:
1) a package from my mom containing chocolate, a Dave Barry book, and Drawing Down the Moon (!!!!!!!! *sobs*) that she sent BEFORE HALLOWEEN
2) a package from Amazon containing Volume 2 of Shout Out Loud! that was supposedly shipped on Nov 6
3) a package from Linda with new hair dye and bleach so that I can re-blue myself, sent two weeks ago
4) GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE
WTF POST OFFICE? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?!
I am about a week away from seriously fucking someone up over this.
ETA: I GOTS HAIR DYE! So apparently the secret key to getting overdue mail is to bitch about it on your livejournal? We'll see if this also produces manga and books, ne?