Sometimes I Just Want To Puke On Sergeant Preston Of The Yukon

Well, I haven't done a music post in awhile! And today is dull and quiet (Japanese exam notwithstanding), so it seems like a good time to do one. And since I'm in the midst of watching Due South still, here are:

Six Awesome Songs About Canada

1. Canada's Really Big by The Arrogant Worms

When I look around me, I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly 'cause Canada's really big

2. Toronto Sucks by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie

I hate the skydome and the CN tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rent's too high, the air's unclean
The beaches are dirty, and the people are mean

3. The War of 1812 by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie

In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
Well, he thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he’d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

4. Canadaman by The Arrogant Worms

Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey
Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee?
Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower?
Who's a superhero but not a superpower?


5. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by The Arrogant Worms

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
And It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

6. The Mountie Song by The Arrogant Worms (with bonus vid link!)

I wanna enforce the law,
I wanna wear normal clothes
I don't wanna have to smile for diplomat's home videos
I'm good at workin' real hard,
I should have joined the Coast Gaurd
Oh no the RCMP, is not the life for me