masterofmidgets | Yes I'm Shallow

I love the German National Team. They play a good cooperative game, they are hot as fucking hell, and oh yeah, they steamroller anyone who tries to come up against them. ♥

masterofmidgets: okay, now I want a fic where they get back to the lockers/hotel and Klose is like 'everyone who scored today gets a blowjob!' and Poldi is like...'I helped?' and Schweinsteiger is like 'good enough for me!'

colourofsaying: oh yes

colourofsaying: and Friedrich gets like five blowjobs for being wounded

colourofsaying: they intersperse them with having him watch

colourofsaying: he feels ALL BETTER

masterofmidgets: Mueller gets a blowjob for his goal, and then an extra for the goal he won't score against Spain on account of being carded

colourofsaying: and Basti gets a blowjob for being man of the match and his awesome support

masterofmidgets: and Lahm gets a blowjob for his evil captaining omnipresence

colourofsaying: mostly, all the people who played get blowjobs. end of story. maybe cacau gets one for not getting to play. but only if he's wearing his glasses.

masterofmidgets: and Klose is all '...this is getting out of control' and then he just shrugs and says 'whatever, we're awesome, blowjobs for everyone'

masterofmidgets: and thus, the after-match orgy

And now it's time for Spain v. Paraguay. GO SPAIN GO!