masterofmidgets | Context Is For The Weak

colourofsaying : Did you notice that Fraser looks similar to John Barrowman?

masterofmidgets : JB from, like, way back in S1 DW, maybe

masterofmidgets : that provides some very strange mental images, and also a crossover where Jack is his own great-great-great grandfather somehow (and by somehow I mean fucking someone he shouldn't)

colourofsaying : *grins*
...wait, were you thinking of Jack as a Mountie in a threesome with the Rays?

masterofmidgets : um, no?

colourofsaying : ok, that's probably a good thing
Jack as a Mountie is a scary scary thought
And he probably couldn't carry caribou either

masterofmidgets : more like Jack making an unexpected trip to Canada in the 60s and then one day he and the team are in Chicago and he meets a Mountie who looks suspiciously familiar

colourofsaying : *grins*
Somehow Fraser procreates eventually?

masterofmidgets : or at the very least jerks off into a cup for science

colourofsaying : *raises eyebrows* Somehow the phrase 'jerks off' and the name 'Fraser' sound very odd together

colourofsaying : I just - do you think he ever did?

masterofmidgets : I...god
I actually imagine him having a very strict schedule for it. Like, once in week, in order to stay in top condition and good spirits.
very businesslike

colourofsaying : *giggles*
With Mountie-approved pinup posters?

masterofmidgets : he lies back and thinks of Nova Scotia

colourofsaying : *dies*
YES
He makes Diefenbaker go in the barn.

masterofmidgets : this is not a sight appropriate for young wolves

colourofsaying : Nope
Although Diefenbaker is apparently quite the Casanova
He has puppies!

masterofmidgets : awwwwwwww
I am dead from cute

colourofsaying : *grins*

masterofmidgets : ...and also picturing Fraser very carefully staring straight ahead, back perfectly straight, while he gives Diefenbaker The Talk.

colourofsaying : ...yes

masterofmidgets : I feel like I have to post this conversation now

ETA: this conversation continued on to Jack trying to initiate an orgy with Fraser and both Rays, John Hart's attempt to seduce Fraser into his spaceship, Fraser's identity crisis, and the founding of Torchwood Chicago. Go us.