Really, After Midnight I Should Be Bound and Gagged

Okay, Ciceqi is an amazing, brilliant, godlike author whom I worship. Mascotverse completely and utterly kicks ass. That chapter was gorgeous and sweet and marvelously written. But still...Aerith having sex?

WTF. 

Aerith...sex...nope. Still can't get my brain wrapped around it. It's not even that it's het - it's just...Aerith! Having sex! I can't...I imagine her dating Zack, and I see her baking him cookies, and him taking her on those cute little new couple maybe-sort of in love type dates, buying her flowers, flirting lightly, and flexing his muscles. I can't imagine them EVER having sex of any kind. She's just too...Aerith.

No Aerith sex please. Ever, ever again. Please.

Sometimes I Wonder If My Grandma Does This Shit Just to Fuck With Me

So we're eating dinner, and out of nowhere, my grandma's like "How would you feel if your dad married Reba?"  And a) where the hell did that come from, and b) WHY WHY WHY would she think that's an appropriate thing to ask me?! The idea of my dad getting married to anyone is just so...shit, it's just so complicated and fucked up and stressful I can't even think about it.

So now I'm kind of a wreck. Thanks, grandma.