Lancelot, Holy Knight of Tulsa

For the record, Arthurian mythos and contemporary folk-country music is a match made in SOMEWHERE WEIRD.

masterofmidgets: It is like...King Arthur if France were Oklahoma
colourofsaying: ...which is a very odd thought indeed
masterofmidgets: yes. yes it is.
masterofmidgets: I assume that Texas is England?
colourofsaying: Where's Ireland?
masterofmidgets: do you think Cornwall would be Kansas?
colourofsaying: and Scotland?
masterofmidgets: Scotland is Arkansas
colourofsaying: Ireland is Utah
colourofsaying: Full of extremists.
masterofmidgets: who gets to be Rome?
masterofmidgets: Texas has to beat them
colourofsaying: Obviously DC
colourofsaying: Because they interfere all the freaking time without paying any attention.
masterofmidgets: and New Mexico is one of those kingdoms that shows up when someone needs to kidnap someone so Lancelot can hit them
colourofsaying: Arizona is what?
colourofsaying: Another of same?
masterofmidgets: yup
masterofmidgets: and Guinevere is from...Mississippi or Tennessee?
colourofsaying: ...depends on what Guinevere.
colourofsaying: If she really sucks, Tennessee
colourofsaying: If she's okay, Mississippi