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masterofmidgetsHey, did you know that back in the 60s, Steve and Tony had their own cartoons? I didn't!
THESE VIDEOS, YOU MUST SEE THEM.
I just...I...words have failed me!
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masterofmidgets : *dies* oh man, Tony's theme song is /terrible/
telyanofcelore : Tony's theme song?
masterofmidgets : on the first vid
masterofmidgets : SO BAD
telyanofcelore : OMG THIS IS AWFUL
masterofmidgets : heee the good old days when all Tony's enemies were commies
telyanofcelore : *cannot watch again*
masterofmidgets : ISN'T IT THOUGH
masterofmidgets : THAT WEIRD BREATHLESS WOMAN WHO CLEARLY IS REALLY SINGING ABOUT HOW TONY IS A SEXPOT
telyanofcelore : Yep
telyanofcelore : "A cool exec with a heart of steel"
telyanofcelore : And didn't they say something about how he 'makes you feel'?
masterofmidgets : *DIES* OH GOD TONY'S SLEAZY PORN STAR GRIN
telyanofcelore : "He's pulling me to him... by magnetic attraction."
masterofmidgets : *DIES*
telyanofcelore : "See how powerless you are against my superior... size..."
telyanofcelore : "...and... /strength/..."
masterofmidgets : I...I...god, the fic just writes itself, doesn't it?
telyanofcelore : YES
telyanofcelore : I don't think any fic /needs/ written for this
telyanofcelore : "He has weapons... I never dreamed... existed..."
telyanofcelore : "I am getting weaker... but for me, it will be only temporary!"
telyanofcelore : "They're getting so tight I can't move..."
telyanofcelore : "I've got to apply full pressure, no matter how it drains my power..."
telyanofcelore : At last. But is Happy in time?
telyanofcelore : At the sound of Happy's voice, IronMan summons his last ounce of strength.
telyanofcelore : *snickers* Molecule scramble ray
masterofmidgets : I...okay, honestly I cannot ship that. Pepper/Happy=my canon OTP
telyanofcelore : I really don't want to ship any of this
masterofmidgets : GOD NO
masterofmidgets : IT TAKES YOU DARK, DARK PLACES
telyanofcelore : "Oh, he's moving off - I'll try a new angle"
telyanofcelore : "Now you've made a great target for /my/ kind of /power/!"
telyanofcelore : ACK EVIL EVIL GRIN
masterofmidgets : WHOSE?
masterofmidgets : WAS IT TONY'S SLEAZY PORN GRIN?
telyanofcelore : YES
masterofmidgets : IS IT THE PORNSTACHE? I THINK THE PORNSTACHE MAKES IT WORSE
telyanofcelore : HE R SLEEZY N PORNTASTIC
telyanofcelore : And yes, the pornstache makes it worse
masterofmidgets : I think Tony thinks his life is one long extended scene in a skin flick
telyanofcelore : And, yes, Tony does.
I now have the Captain America theme song in my iTunes. Because sometimes I just don't have enough pure, undiluted crack in my life.
THESE VIDEOS, YOU MUST SEE THEM.
I just...I...words have failed me!
masterofmidgets : *dies* oh man, Tony's theme song is /terrible/ telyanofcelore : Tony's theme song? masterofmidgets : on the first vid masterofmidgets : SO BAD telyanofcelore : OMG THIS IS AWFUL masterofmidgets : heee the good old days when all Tony's enemies were commies telyanofcelore : *cannot watch again* masterofmidgets : ISN'T IT THOUGH masterofmidgets : THAT WEIRD BREATHLESS WOMAN WHO CLEARLY IS REALLY SINGING ABOUT HOW TONY IS A SEXPOT telyanofcelore : Yep telyanofcelore : "A cool exec with a heart of steel" telyanofcelore : And didn't they say something about how he 'makes you feel'? masterofmidgets : *DIES* OH GOD TONY'S SLEAZY PORN STAR GRIN telyanofcelore : "He's pulling me to him... by magnetic attraction." masterofmidgets : *DIES* telyanofcelore : "See how powerless you are against my superior... size..." telyanofcelore : "...and... /strength/..." masterofmidgets : I...I...god, the fic just writes itself, doesn't it? telyanofcelore : YES telyanofcelore : I don't think any fic /needs/ written for this telyanofcelore : "He has weapons... I never dreamed... existed..." telyanofcelore : "I am getting weaker... but for me, it will be only temporary!" telyanofcelore : "They're getting so tight I can't move..." telyanofcelore : "I've got to apply full pressure, no matter how it drains my power..." telyanofcelore : At last. But is Happy in time? telyanofcelore : At the sound of Happy's voice, IronMan summons his last ounce of strength. telyanofcelore : *snickers* Molecule scramble ray masterofmidgets : I...okay, honestly I cannot ship that. Pepper/Happy=my canon OTP telyanofcelore : I really don't want to ship any of this masterofmidgets : GOD NO masterofmidgets : IT TAKES YOU DARK, DARK PLACES telyanofcelore : "Oh, he's moving off - I'll try a new angle" telyanofcelore : "Now you've made a great target for /my/ kind of /power/!" telyanofcelore : ACK EVIL EVIL GRIN masterofmidgets : WHOSE? masterofmidgets : WAS IT TONY'S SLEAZY PORN GRIN? telyanofcelore : YES masterofmidgets : IS IT THE PORNSTACHE? I THINK THE PORNSTACHE MAKES IT WORSE telyanofcelore : HE R SLEEZY N PORNTASTIC telyanofcelore : And yes, the pornstache makes it worse masterofmidgets : I think Tony thinks his life is one long extended scene in a skin flicktelyanofcelore : And, yes, Tony does.I now have the Captain America theme song in my iTunes. Because sometimes I just don't have enough pure, undiluted crack in my life.