What Else Is There To Say?

[masterofmidgets]

Just turned on my TV to see a skinny, long-haired middle-aged man wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, reading off a notecard as he expounded on the health benefits of drinking your own urine.

1. What the hell?
2. God gods I love public access television sometimes. They really will give anyone an air slot, won't they? Oh America, never change.
3. Seriously, what the motherfucking hell?