Screw You, Expensive Private University

It has been in the mid-to-upper nineties for the past two days. I live on the third floor of a building with no air conditioning. I feel like I'm going to die. Words cannot describe how miserably, sweltering hot our room is - and we can't even leave the windows open, because the window on my roommate's side is missing the screen, and leaving it open results in HOLYFUCKBEES and me falling off my bed in shock/horror (I don't like bees, shut up). Not to mention that we are on the side of the building that a) has no trees/other buildings in front of it, and b) faces the sun pretty much the entire day. SO FUCKING HOT IN HERE.

Tomorrow I'm getting my lazy, cheap ass down to the shopping center and buying a fan (roommate agreed to cough up for half the cost, which is cool of her, and hey, she's suffering too) so that I will be able to sleep at night again. In the meantime, I shall continue to vent my rage at Stanford for sucking so hard. I mean, really! Last time I checked, our endowment's almost as big as Harvard's! We're paying them 40,000 dollars worth of tuition a year! (well, okay, I'm not, but somebody is) And with that, they still can't be arsed to put AC in the dorms? WTF STANFORD I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.