In What Universe Could This Possibly Have Ended Well?

For future reference, the List of Things That Are Just Bloody Stupid To Do now includes: leaving a bottle of conditioner in a bag full of books on the floor of your dorm room, and then shoving a pile of stuff (ie a comforter) onto it, so that you don't notice you've been stepping on it when you get out of bed until you go to find your new books and realize are all blue and slimy and disgusting. Yeeeeeah.

And in the midst of the de-sliming of my books, I realized that I couldn't do my SLE reading, because I bought the wrong books for this week. *headdesks*