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You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
1. Ideally? My weapon would be Giant Fucking Bomb of Fiery Zombie Death, but that poses certain problems - i.e. how not to be in the mall when Fiery Zombie Death occurs in order to not have Fiery /Me/ Death. So (since I've been mainlining Stargate this week - 32 episodes in three days), I'm going to go with a Zat gun. One shot does nothing! Two shots does nothing! But three shots = disintegrated!zombie, and we can all agree that that's a good thing.
2. I don't think I have any songs whose lyrics lend them to zombie ass-kicking, and that makes me sad. So I'll just anything by Dir en Grey or Wolfstone - on the one hand, you have angry shouty JRock, and on the other, you have pipe and electric guitar intensive Celtic Rock, so it's win-win.
3. The Doctor! *preferably 10 but I'll take what I can get* The sonic screwdriver probably wouldn't be much use, but he could come up with some kind of brilliant plot to escape and turn all the zombies back into real people using nanotech. Or something. Yeah.
You know, this is why I really make an effort to avoid shopping malls if at all possible.
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
1. Ideally? My weapon would be Giant Fucking Bomb of Fiery Zombie Death, but that poses certain problems - i.e. how not to be in the mall when Fiery Zombie Death occurs in order to not have Fiery /Me/ Death. So (since I've been mainlining Stargate this week - 32 episodes in three days), I'm going to go with a Zat gun. One shot does nothing! Two shots does nothing! But three shots = disintegrated!zombie, and we can all agree that that's a good thing.
2. I don't think I have any songs whose lyrics lend them to zombie ass-kicking, and that makes me sad. So I'll just anything by Dir en Grey or Wolfstone - on the one hand, you have angry shouty JRock, and on the other, you have pipe and electric guitar intensive Celtic Rock, so it's win-win.
3. The Doctor! *preferably 10 but I'll take what I can get* The sonic screwdriver probably wouldn't be much use, but he could come up with some kind of brilliant plot to escape and turn all the zombies back into real people using nanotech. Or something. Yeah.
You know, this is why I really make an effort to avoid shopping malls if at all possible.