I'm Sleep Deprived, Yes

Three Things About Today:

1. Why the hell do I have so many ships that involve inanimate objects? Kirk/Enterprise, Doctor/TARDIS, Dean/Impala, John/Atlantis - it's not a short list! I don't know, maybe being attached to your vehicle in a way that borders on the sexual is a guy thing, but I just don't get it.
2. How did I live this long without knowing that Neil Patrick Harris is AMAZING? OMGLOVE.
3. Work was the most boring shit ever - I talked to three alums in 3 and a half hours - but I did teach myself how to french-braid. I think. It was messy and I need some practice, but I'm pretty sure I got the basic concept down.

FRIDAY CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH.

All Rahm Wants To Is Eat Your Brains

Last night, I had a dream that when we turned on the news, all the stations were covering the same story: a Canadian politician was being arrested for attacking his political opponents with his zombie army.

Man, can you imagine what would happen if Rahm and Nancy had their own zombie army? I can!

Initiating Panic Mode: NOW

Um excuse me, Livejournal? I have a little problem...scans_daily seems to have been misplaced somewhere. I'm sure this will be easy to fix - have you tried looking under the couch? I never believe the things I find under my couch. Or maybe it got lost in the wash. It does get pretty filthy sometimes, I wouldn't blame you if you ran it through the washing machine a few times to clean it up, and it wouldn't be the first time something got eaten by the sock vortex. BUt if you could find it, wherever it is, post-haste, I would really appreciate it.

(SERIOUSLY SCANS_DAILY IS SUSPENDED WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK LJ? HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY COMICS FIX? HOW AM I GOING TO LOOK UP OBSCURE BACKSTORY? HOW AM I GOING TO INDULGE MY NEWFOUND LOVE FOR A CHARACTER? DO I NEED TO GO DOWN THERE AND CUT A BASTICHE?)

ETA: One of the S_D mods has info about what's happening here. This is fucked-up, y'all.