THIS IS ALL CANON NOW
Oct. 19th, 2009 11:28 pmRe: Sam Winchester's years at Stanford:
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masterofmidgets : ARGH I HATE EVERYONE WHO SAYS SAM'S MAJOR WAS PRE-LAW
masterofmidgets : (although I guess more hate for the STUPID CANON than the people who don't know any better)
colourofsaying : Tell me why
masterofmidgets : because Stanford doesn't /have/ /any/ pre-professional majors
masterofmidgets : I can't decide in my head whether Sam is more likely to have been a Classics major (since he already had the Latin background), a History major (since he's into the research), or an English major.
colourofsaying : ...I kind of want him to be an English major.
colourofsaying : Dean would tease him horribly
colourofsaying : He'd say he was a history major to get Dean off his back, but it would ALL BE LIES
colourofsaying : Once he met Tolstoy, resistance was futile
colourofsaying : He fell into the black pit of lit studies like a cut flower
masterofmidgets : he was corrupted into wicked and unnatural things by a Stegner Fellow
colourofsaying : He walked into the library and promptly had an Experience. It was slightly embarrassing.
colourofsaying : He was known to frequent the mysterious cabals of the enlightened, which involved copious quantities of tea and other more intoxicating beverages, where people shouted fiercely over the virtues of their favourites.
masterofmidgets : (also known as the CoHo)
colourofsaying : God, Dean would /never/ let him live it down
colourofsaying : He's told Dean he only had one class on modern poets, it was /required/ damn it, but then Dean found his transcript.
masterofmidgets : Damn it, Sammy, Dad didn't wake you up at 6am to go running every morning so that you could sit around reading John Donne like a pansy-ass hippie.
masterofmidgets : Dean felt so betrayed. If his brother was going to go to college, he could at least major in something with more shooting in it.
colourofsaying : Dean has a strange perception of college as some sort of advanced martial arts training. He's conflated it with boot camp
colourofsaying : From what Sam's told him of the homework load, it might as well be.
masterofmidgets : he's pretty sure the Marines get to sleep more
colourofsaying : He's betrayed to learn that the ass-kicking only happens in clubs (and that the professors don't have some sort of weird D/s thing going on, really, actually, /I can't believe you thought that DEAN/)
masterofmidgets : ARGH I HATE EVERYONE WHO SAYS SAM'S MAJOR WAS PRE-LAWmasterofmidgets : (although I guess more hate for the STUPID CANON than the people who don't know any better)colourofsaying : Tell me whymasterofmidgets : because Stanford doesn't /have/ /any/ pre-professional majorsmasterofmidgets : I can't decide in my head whether Sam is more likely to have been a Classics major (since he already had the Latin background), a History major (since he's into the research), or an English major.colourofsaying : ...I kind of want him to be an English major.colourofsaying : Dean would tease him horriblycolourofsaying : He'd say he was a history major to get Dean off his back, but it would ALL BE LIEScolourofsaying : Once he met Tolstoy, resistance was futilecolourofsaying : He fell into the black pit of lit studies like a cut flowermasterofmidgets : he was corrupted into wicked and unnatural things by a Stegner Fellowcolourofsaying : He walked into the library and promptly had an Experience. It was slightly embarrassing.colourofsaying : He was known to frequent the mysterious cabals of the enlightened, which involved copious quantities of tea and other more intoxicating beverages, where people shouted fiercely over the virtues of their favourites.masterofmidgets : (also known as the CoHo)colourofsaying : God, Dean would /never/ let him live it downcolourofsaying : He's told Dean he only had one class on modern poets, it was /required/ damn it, but then Dean found his transcript.masterofmidgets : Damn it, Sammy, Dad didn't wake you up at 6am to go running every morning so that you could sit around reading John Donne like a pansy-ass hippie.masterofmidgets : Dean felt so betrayed. If his brother was going to go to college, he could at least major in something with more shooting in it.colourofsaying : Dean has a strange perception of college as some sort of advanced martial arts training. He's conflated it with boot campcolourofsaying : From what Sam's told him of the homework load, it might as well be.masterofmidgets : he's pretty sure the Marines get to sleep morecolourofsaying : He's betrayed to learn that the ass-kicking only happens in clubs (and that the professors don't have some sort of weird D/s thing going on, really, actually, /I can't believe you thought that DEAN/)