Waffles In A Can
Jan. 5th, 2010 11:40 pmOn the other hand, Turnbull and his husband adopt little French-Canadian babies and teach them about the Queen and it is the sweetest thing ever.
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masterofmidgets: oddly enough, I cannot see Fraser with kids
masterofmidgets: like, I think he's really good with them, but I can't imagine him having kids of his own
colourofsaying: He's the perfect uncle?
masterofmidgets: yes, exactly
masterofmidgets: he adores Frannie's kids and dotes on them outrageously and teaches them Canadian history
colourofsaying: Whereas I can see Ray (both Rays) being excellent parents.
colourofsaying: RayV - he'd be a fabulous parent. He'd make a fuss, but he'd be thrilled.
masterofmidgets: and RayK would be the nice dad
colourofsaying: And they'd run roughshod over him, and he'd teach them bad fashion sense
masterofmidgets: the one who lets you eat nothing but waffles in a can
colourofsaying: RayK would, I think, be the one who bribed and cajoled and coerced them into behaving
colourofsaying: Fraser tries to teach them duty and morals and ethics.
colourofsaying: They ignore him
colourofsaying: Duty or waffles in a can?
colourofsaying: He's really good with very small children and teenagers
colourofsaying: He's not good with the middle ages
masterofmidgets: well, babies mostly just need to not be dropped, and teenagers are like real people only stupider
masterofmidgets: but little kids are /weird/
masterofmidgets: they want to climb on him, and touch his hat, and if you're a mountie why don't you have a horse?
colourofsaying: They ask him questions for the hell of it
colourofsaying: And he just keeps answering logically
colourofsaying: And they ask him more and more questions
masterofmidgets: Ray has to save him
colourofsaying: Whereas RayK is all 'Dude, it's that fuzzy thing on the screen, now shut up and watch the show and we'll see about waffles in a can'
masterofmidgets: like, seriously Fraser, you don't have to answer all their cretin questions. Just tell them a wizard did it and shove them out into the yard
colourofsaying: And RayV is all 'It's a made-up thingamajig, go play'
masterofmidgets: oddly enough, I cannot see Fraser with kidsmasterofmidgets: like, I think he's really good with them, but I can't imagine him having kids of his owncolourofsaying: He's the perfect uncle?masterofmidgets: yes, exactlymasterofmidgets: he adores Frannie's kids and dotes on them outrageously and teaches them Canadian historycolourofsaying: Whereas I can see Ray (both Rays) being excellent parents.colourofsaying: RayV - he'd be a fabulous parent. He'd make a fuss, but he'd be thrilled.masterofmidgets: and RayK would be the nice dadcolourofsaying: And they'd run roughshod over him, and he'd teach them bad fashion sensemasterofmidgets: the one who lets you eat nothing but waffles in a cancolourofsaying: RayK would, I think, be the one who bribed and cajoled and coerced them into behavingcolourofsaying: Fraser tries to teach them duty and morals and ethics.colourofsaying: They ignore himcolourofsaying: Duty or waffles in a can?colourofsaying: He's really good with very small children and teenagerscolourofsaying: He's not good with the middle agesmasterofmidgets: well, babies mostly just need to not be dropped, and teenagers are like real people only stupidermasterofmidgets: but little kids are /weird/masterofmidgets: they want to climb on him, and touch his hat, and if you're a mountie why don't you have a horse?colourofsaying: They ask him questions for the hell of itcolourofsaying: And he just keeps answering logicallycolourofsaying: And they ask him more and more questionsmasterofmidgets: Ray has to save himcolourofsaying: Whereas RayK is all 'Dude, it's that fuzzy thing on the screen, now shut up and watch the show and we'll see about waffles in a can'masterofmidgets: like, seriously Fraser, you don't have to answer all their cretin questions. Just tell them a wizard did it and shove them out into the yardcolourofsaying: And RayV is all 'It's a made-up thingamajig, go play'