The Russians Inwented Everything, You Know

masterofmidgets: although I would happily read stories about Chekov getting sloshed and serenading the bridge
colourofsaying: Russia invented karaoke
colourofsaying: Oh - pardon me. /Inwented/
masterofmidgets: and public drunkenness
colourofsaying: (Sulu begs to differ)
colourofsaying: (Since Japan /actually/ invented karaoke)
masterofmidgets: ...now I am imagining Chekov as the dad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding
masterofmidgets: very elaborating explaining how Japanese words have etymological roots in Russian
colourofsaying: Of course!
colourofsaying: Language was invented in Russia
masterofmidgets: and spraying the bridge with Windex to make the computers run faster
colourofsaying: *honestly laughing too hard to type*