There Should Be A Beetle Signal

I have named my new phone the Beetle Phone. Because it is blue and gadgety - and because the first one died. Yeah, this is not last week's phone. That phone developed some kind of terminal glitch the first night home where the screen would randomly go blank and refuse to do anything for great lengths of time. So after much irritating back-and-forth with the AT&T store, who refused to replace my phone until we could prove there was something wrong with it (because clearly I am going to your store and making an idiot out of myself just for kicks, right?), I now have a new phone, identical to the old one in every way except that the fact that it actually works.

I love you Beetle Phone! I'll try not to let you get shot by any super-villains!