Aug. 19th, 2010

masterofmidgets: (sweater of woe)
Regarding the possibility of a season with Matt Smith as the Doctor and Sherlock's Martin Freeman as the Master:

[personal profile] colourofsaying: Hell, they could even make him more sane than he's been in... a long time.
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: now that he's got the drums out
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: he doesn't have to...okay, he's always a bit mad
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: but he doesn't have to be quite as unsensibly unhinged
[personal profile] colourofsaying: But, you know, he could have hobbies now
[personal profile] colourofsaying: Other than Doctor-stalking
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: ...he has an Etsy
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: he sells Doctor dolls
[personal profile] colourofsaying: OH MY GOD
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: hand-knitted Doctors
[personal profile] colourofsaying: They are undressable
[personal profile] colourofsaying: And anatomically correct
[personal profile] colourofsaying: They come with a little Master doll
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: and he comes with a leash
[personal profile] colourofsaying: I was actually picturing him carefully calculating and brewing the ideal fertilizer for each of his rose varieties from around the universe.
[personal profile] colourofsaying: And they all have their own perfectly-created environment in the Doctor's TARDIS
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: he fails at having non-creepy hobbies
[personal profile] colourofsaying: He fails to understand why they keep dying on him
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: he's a creepy knitter, a creepy gardener, a creepy classical musician
[personal profile] colourofsaying: He'd be a creepy Morris dancer
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: he would find a way to make the Morris Dance all about the Doctor and his heartless betrayal
[personal profile] colourofsaying: ...yes
[personal profile] colourofsaying: It would be provocative, heartbreaking, mindshatteringly brilliant
[personal profile] colourofsaying: People would weep to see it
[personal profile] colourofsaying: Or so he tells the Doctor
[personal profile] colourofsaying: Who refuses to let him out of the TARDIS to perform
[personal profile] masterofmidgets: the Doctor (rightfully) suspects it involves a lot of flailing and ungainly storklike flapping.

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