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It Is Way Too Late For This Shit
Feb. 3rd, 2011 03:04 amThings I Do Not Understand About My Roommate:
1. Why she felt the need to cover the sink and the kitchen counters with a layer of paper towels. Wasteful AND deeply baffling.
2. Why she needed to get out seven bottles of vodka for three people. And yes, I counted, because every surface not covered in paper towels is covered in bottles.
3. WHY SHE BROUGHT HER FRIENDS BACK TO AFTER-PARTY AT 2AM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
The sad thing is, this still doesn't top Freshman Roommate having sex with her boyfriend while I was in the room. But it's coming close. I don't think anyone who's ever had a flatshare could blame me for contemplating homicide right now.
1. Why she felt the need to cover the sink and the kitchen counters with a layer of paper towels. Wasteful AND deeply baffling.
2. Why she needed to get out seven bottles of vodka for three people. And yes, I counted, because every surface not covered in paper towels is covered in bottles.
3. WHY SHE BROUGHT HER FRIENDS BACK TO AFTER-PARTY AT 2AM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
The sad thing is, this still doesn't top Freshman Roommate having sex with her boyfriend while I was in the room. But it's coming close. I don't think anyone who's ever had a flatshare could blame me for contemplating homicide right now.