Together They Fight Bandits

Dear Tortall Fandom: where is all my Keladry/Owen fic? Seriously, you have to have realized by now that their love is made of puppies and kittens and the death of evildoers! So why do you all insist on writing pairings that are far less full of adorableness and ass-kicking?

*checks the PotS AO3 tags again*

*pouts*