Fuck You And Your Face Wayne Rooney

Oh, Arsenal. That was - I don't even know what that was. Aside from absolutely heart-breaking to watch. Pull yourselves together boys! You're making me and Captain Vantastic cry.

Barcelona had better clean the floor with Villareal tomorrow. I don't think anything less than a Messi/Villa hat trick and Pique and Cesc kissing on camera could make me feel better after today.