This Is My Life Now

In the last two days, I've edited press releases for Aon (Manchester United's shirt sponsor), Universal Studios, and a company that does tech R&D based on psychic remote viewing. The remote viewing people had pictures of the secret alien Mayan sea lab they discovered in the Baltic sea. I had to call my boss over so I could ask her, look, I know this is [our cheap no-touch internet product] and they are all crazy, but do we have an actual bar of Too Crazy For The Internet?

As it turns out, we don't. As long as the Mayan alien psychics aren't engaging in pornography or online gambling or threatening litigation, there is no such thing as too crazy for the internet. Such is my job, folks.

Hope everyone is having a nice Easter/Passover weekend. Not my holidays, and family doesn't really do easter, so we don't have any big plans. I intend to spend it dealing with apartment stuff (getting electric and cable set up, and possibly buying a coffee table), playing the SWTOR free trial, and waiting to get our running water back. I may even watch some football. I might have heard about Arsenal playing a game this weekend, some team from Manchester, I don't know, doesn't sound like that big a deal.