Yes I'm Shallow
Jul. 3rd, 2010 12:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
masterofmidgetsI love the German National Team. They play a good cooperative game, they are hot as fucking hell, and oh yeah, they steamroller anyone who tries to come up against them. ♥
masterofmidgets: okay, now I want a fic where they get back to the lockers/hotel and Klose is like 'everyone who scored today gets a blowjob!' and Poldi is like...'I helped?' and Schweinsteiger is like 'good enough for me!'
colourofsaying: oh yes
colourofsaying: and Friedrich gets like five blowjobs for being wounded
colourofsaying: they intersperse them with having him watch
colourofsaying: he feels ALL BETTER
masterofmidgets: Mueller gets a blowjob for his goal, and then an extra for the goal he won't score against Spain on account of being carded
colourofsaying: and Basti gets a blowjob for being man of the match and his awesome support
masterofmidgets: and Lahm gets a blowjob for his evil captaining omnipresence
colourofsaying: mostly, all the people who played get blowjobs. end of story. maybe cacau gets one for not getting to play. but only if he's wearing his glasses.
masterofmidgets: and Klose is all '...this is getting out of control' and then he just shrugs and says 'whatever, we're awesome, blowjobs for everyone'
masterofmidgets: and thus, the after-match orgy
And now it's time for Spain v. Paraguay. GO SPAIN GO!
masterofmidgets: okay, now I want a fic where they get back to the lockers/hotel and Klose is like 'everyone who scored today gets a blowjob!' and Poldi is like...'I helped?' and Schweinsteiger is like 'good enough for me!'colourofsaying: oh yescolourofsaying: and Friedrich gets like five blowjobs for being woundedcolourofsaying: they intersperse them with having him watchcolourofsaying: he feels ALL BETTERmasterofmidgets: Mueller gets a blowjob for his goal, and then an extra for the goal he won't score against Spain on account of being cardedcolourofsaying: and Basti gets a blowjob for being man of the match and his awesome supportmasterofmidgets: and Lahm gets a blowjob for his evil captaining omnipresencecolourofsaying: mostly, all the people who played get blowjobs. end of story. maybe cacau gets one for not getting to play. but only if he's wearing his glasses.masterofmidgets: and Klose is all '...this is getting out of control' and then he just shrugs and says 'whatever, we're awesome, blowjobs for everyone'masterofmidgets: and thus, the after-match orgyAnd now it's time for Spain v. Paraguay. GO SPAIN GO!