masterofmidgets | Maybe Next Year I Should Try For A Single? (Reply)

asdasla;fjk;sadlkfjaslj;lsdkfj I WANT TO KILL MY ROOMMATE!!!!

Bad enough that ever since we got back from winter break our room has basically been a triple because her boyfriend spends the night EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT, which I am extremely uncomortable with (and kind of pissed off that I have to change in the bathroom now because he doesn't get up til noon).

But apparently Thursday, in addition to being Valentine's Day, was "Get trashed on half a bottle of champagne and couple of mixed drinks and almost die of alcohol poisoning" Day, and while her boyfriend did most of the actual work of holding her over a trashcan and keeping her from freaking out and hurting herself, I was still worried enough and freaked out enough and she was loud enough that I didn't get to sleep until almost 3.

And last night? Last night was "Have sex with your boyfriend WHILE YOUR ROOMMATE IS IN THE ROOM" Night. She thought I was asleep, I guess, but have you ever tried to sleep while two people are going at it three away from you? Not on. I don't know if I'm more pissed off because it was completely and utterly mortifying, or because she kept me from sleeping. I like sleeping, damnit.

If my roommate shows up in a few days with an icepick in her lungs, this would be why.