Come To Think Of It, Work Was Pretty Surreal Too

[masterofmidgets]

Two guys I don't know just walked into our room, said "hey, we heard you stole the couch," stood around for a second, and then left again.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Also roommate for the last twenty minutes has been on the phone crying and freaking out in Chinese. I don't even know.

Could this night get ANY weirder?