He Can't Fly or Levitate

[masterofmidgets]

I'm not in the Due South fandom - obviously, since I watched the first episode last night - so I'm going to assume that somewhere on the internets, someone has made a fanvid about Benton Fraser to The Arrogant Worms' song Canadaman. But if they haven't, then this is a terrible travesty that ought to rectified immediately. Because...well, c'mon! (Except for the line about lardly muscles and looking horrible in tights, because that just isn't true)

Canadaman by The Arrogant Worms

Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey
Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee?
Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower?
Who's a superhero but not a superpower?

Canadaman! He eats donuts every day
Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way
Canadaman! He appreciates input
And he says excuse me if you step on his foot

He can't fly or levitate can barely even jump
Can't see through women's clothing or bounce bullets off his rump
Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard
But who could save a life with his organ donor's card?

Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture
Canadaman! But what it is he isn't sure
Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net
But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets

Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine
Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene
Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head
He makes it look so easy or should we say e-zed!

Canadaman!

I rest my case.