My Brain Has No Off Switch

[masterofmidgets]

This isn't really relevant, I'm just trying to get my head in order so that when I emerge from soul-crushing finals at the end of the week I will still remember what I was thinking about working on.

Stories That Need To Be Written (presumably by me)

• The Unofficial Captain's Log of Seductions (that never actually happen), aka the one where Kirk tries to sleep with everyone on the Enterprise, in order, just to get McCoy's and Spock's attention. This plan does not actually meet with a lot of success, and there is a scene where he tries to grope Chekov, who is all bug-eyed and frozen and confused, and then Uhura drags him off by his ear. And then McCoy and Spock sleep with him just so he will stop embarrassing himself. I may have mentioned this one before?
• The one where Kirk has his first great fuck-up as captain as the Enterprise because HELLO HE IS A 25-YEAR-OLD DELINQUENT WITH NO COMMAND EXPERIENCE - either someone gets hurt because of his diplomacy fail, or he completely bungles a crew problem, or something, I don't even know, but something to do with the fact that even though he is A+ in ass-kicking he doesn't have the experience in being in charge of a large group of people that he needs. And then he feels tremendously guilty and like a failure and McCoy/Spock have to reassure him that he should still be in charge.
• The one that's a flashback between Fraser's first winter with Diefenbaker, when they get caught in a snowstorm and have to survive together until they get found, and the scene in the episode The Wild Bunch from season one where Fraser thinks he's going to have to put Diefenbaker down. Sad but very short.
• The Epic Due South/Torchwood crossover of Pure Crack, where Jack Harkness is Fraser's real father, aliens invade Chicago, and Torchwood Chicago gets founded. I am easily led astray. But since this is Fraser/Ray/Ray, it's on hold until I watch enough of season 3/4 to have a decent Ray voice.
• The one with tiny!Booster. I know I've been working on this for ages and ages, but I do still plan to finish it! I just got stuck on a scene where I have to make Ted flirt awkwardly with a woman, which turns out to be surprisingly difficult. But after that is all cuteness and middle-of-the-night cuddles, much easier to write.
• The original fic for colourofsaying 's Bechdel Challenge - two or more women, talking to each other, about something other than a man! Hers is awesome. Mine is about the narrator remembering when she was a young girl and met an old revolutionary, who is being put on trial by the government she started. Bittersweet and all political, probably.
• The romance novel colourofsaying  is trying to talk me into writing this summer for kicks. I don't know why I let myself get talked into these things.

I'm still watching Supernatural season three. If there was a drinking game for every time Dean demonstrates how incredibly fucked-in-the-head he is, I would be so dead of alcohol poisoning right now.