Illegal Fireworks Are The Best Fireworks

[masterofmidgets]

In keeping with the bold American tradition of pissing off as many people as possible, to commemorate the birth of this great nation we spent the evening setting off fireworks in the middle of the street. When cars drove by we shot off bottle rockets at them. Nothing caught on fire, but it was a close call a few times.

Those little black cat firecrackers are loud. My ears are still ringing an hour later.

I also learned how to play pool. All in all a very patriotic evening. And I have to approve of any holiday celebrated with that many explosions.