NOTE TO SELF
Jul. 30th, 2009 12:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
masterofmidgetsDear Self: you are never allowed to use lotion again. I don't care if it smells nice. I don't care if it's a pretty color. I don't care if it has a cool name and says it's made with citrus and unicorn spit. You are not allowed to touch it! It is aloe vera and shea butter or nothing, bitch.
Jesus fucking christ, I am itchy. Not even any skin irritation or hives (except when my face started burning, but that went away), just SO ITCHY OMG. I want to peel all my skin off with a rusty knife. It would probably be less unpleasant than this. Bath and Body Works is definitely off my list of 'products that don't make me want to die' forever. What the buggering hell, this is awful. *scritches*
(side note: scratching hard to reach itchy spots with a hair brush may seem like a good idea. IT'S REALLY NOT. ow.)
Jesus fucking christ, I am itchy. Not even any skin irritation or hives (except when my face started burning, but that went away), just SO ITCHY OMG. I want to peel all my skin off with a rusty knife. It would probably be less unpleasant than this. Bath and Body Works is definitely off my list of 'products that don't make me want to die' forever. What the buggering hell, this is awful. *scritches*
(side note: scratching hard to reach itchy spots with a hair brush may seem like a good idea. IT'S REALLY NOT. ow.)
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Date: 2009-07-31 10:01 pm (UTC)