Reasons I Love My Family
Aug. 6th, 2009 08:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
masterofmidgetsThings My Family Considers Appropriate Dinner Conversation In A Crowded Restaurant:
1. What to do in case of a zombie attack.
2. How to treat a beetle infestation in a stand of trees.
3. How easy it would be to kill my aunt's boyfriend with one of the four chainsaws my mom has in her living room and make it look like an accident.
4. How monkey brains taste compared to chicken feet.
Needless to say, dinner out with my mom and the family was entertaining. I wish my grandpa's girlfriend could have come, because Mary is totally and utterly fantastic and I haven't seen her in ages, but on the other hand, my cousin's baby is unbelievably sweet, if energetic as only 2 and half year old boys can be. He calls me Zebra. *grins*
1. What to do in case of a zombie attack.
2. How to treat a beetle infestation in a stand of trees.
3. How easy it would be to kill my aunt's boyfriend with one of the four chainsaws my mom has in her living room and make it look like an accident.
4. How monkey brains taste compared to chicken feet.
Needless to say, dinner out with my mom and the family was entertaining. I wish my grandpa's girlfriend could have come, because Mary is totally and utterly fantastic and I haven't seen her in ages, but on the other hand, my cousin's baby is unbelievably sweet, if energetic as only 2 and half year old boys can be. He calls me Zebra. *grins*