Woe is Me and My Pitiable Lack of Skills

I hate that I do not know how to make AMVs. I hate that I will probably never have a) the technical skills or b) the patience to learn how to make them. It drives me mad, it does. Because I keep hearing songs that would be just insanely perfect for different characters and/or pairings, and yet no videos exist. 

Examples:

Flawed Design by Stabilo could totally be Sephiroth's theme song, considering that all the ways he's fucked up are Hojo's and Jenova's fault

Maybe I Like It This Way from Wild Party describes Relena's obsessive love of Heero to a T - "I like the way he laughs/His strange and silent stare/I like the way he moves, the way he's always there/the way he calls my name, the way he takes control/I like how this man has stirred my soul." Yeah. That's Heero. The girl in the song is even still in love (ish) with him even though he's an abusive jerk (and if threatening to shoot someone isn't abuse, Wufei doesn't care about justice)

What Might Have Been, by Little Texas - is actually what started this rant...but it'd be such a killer AkuRoku song!  "That same old look in your eyes/It's a beautiful night/I'm so tempted to stay/But too much time has gone by/We should just say goodbye/And turn and walk away"...Just makes me think of their fight, I guess, and Axel seeing Roxas in Sora and knowing he can't ever get him back....*angsts*

So either I need to learn to make AMVs or I need to enslave someone who does.

If You See Me On the News, This is Why

I've spent most of this morning planning the commission of a violent felony. Namely, firebombing AT&T. With some sort of vile chemical in the bombs that corrodes away skin slowly and incredibly painfully, and leaves them dyed purple. Why? Because they are bastards and need to suffer!

Yeah. I have issues. But the stupid whore-bastards cancelled my order. Apparently I fail their credit check. Which means I now  have no phone when I get to school, and I am tremendously freaking out. As in curled up in a ball and crying/punching the wall freaking out. I so did not need this today.

Oh, and AT&T? You have a contract with a FUCKING COLLEGE, DUMBASSES! WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT US TO HAVE CREDIT? FUCK. OFF.

It seems the only solution will be to order the phone with my dad's credit card, and have my mom give him the money for the bill every month. Which of course has many problems in and of itself. I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY. 

I want the whole world to die.

Career Meme

 1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.

2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.

3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.

4. Post your top ten results

Mine:

1. Activist - um...don't you have to have a cause then? No, this would be fun. I could piss people off and get paid for it.
2. Political Aide - I'd really like to work in politics, but more towards the ruling the world end...I want to be Rufus *evil laugh*
3. Print Journalist - Ew. No desire whatsoever to work in anything where you have to try to write concisely. Ick.
4. Writer - I'd say yes. I mean, I already do write, compulsively, so doing it as a career could be nice
5. Critic - I'd probably enjoy that. Considering that I've read my Ebert Movie Reviews book cover to cover about 15 times just this year.
6. Public Relations Specialist - Er, I'm not entirely sure what this is, but it sounds as though I'd have to be nice to irritating people /all the time/. Pass.
7. Market Research Analyst - this involves the stock market, doesn't it? That means it involves math. And economics. And probability statistics. All things I hate with a passion.
8. Translator - I would LOVE to do this. Seriously. If I ever get any skills in any languages at all. We'll see how I do in Japanese this term.
9. Criminologist - Once again, huh? But if there are mutilated corpses involved, I am so there.
10. Communications Specialist - Not sure. It sounds boring. But I don't know what it is. Hmm.