If You See Me On the News, This is Why

[masterofmidgets]

I've spent most of this morning planning the commission of a violent felony. Namely, firebombing AT&T. With some sort of vile chemical in the bombs that corrodes away skin slowly and incredibly painfully, and leaves them dyed purple. Why? Because they are bastards and need to suffer!

Yeah. I have issues. But the stupid whore-bastards cancelled my order. Apparently I fail their credit check. Which means I now  have no phone when I get to school, and I am tremendously freaking out. As in curled up in a ball and crying/punching the wall freaking out. I so did not need this today.

Oh, and AT&T? You have a contract with a FUCKING COLLEGE, DUMBASSES! WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT US TO HAVE CREDIT? FUCK. OFF.

It seems the only solution will be to order the phone with my dad's credit card, and have my mom give him the money for the bill every month. Which of course has many problems in and of itself. I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY. 

I want the whole world to die.