All Those Who Chose To Oppose The Shield Must Yield

Hey, did you know that back in the 60s, Steve and Tony had their own cartoons? I didn't!

THESE VIDEOS, YOU MUST SEE THEM.

I just...I...words have failed me!

masterofmidgets : *dies* oh man, Tony's theme song is /terrible/
telyanofcelore : Tony's theme song?
masterofmidgets : on the first vid
masterofmidgets : SO BAD
telyanofcelore : OMG THIS IS AWFUL
masterofmidgets : heee the good old days when all Tony's enemies were commies
telyanofcelore : *cannot watch again*
masterofmidgets : ISN'T IT THOUGH
masterofmidgets : THAT WEIRD BREATHLESS WOMAN WHO CLEARLY IS REALLY SINGING ABOUT HOW TONY IS A SEXPOT
telyanofcelore : Yep
telyanofcelore : "A cool exec with a heart of steel"
telyanofcelore : And didn't they say something about how he 'makes you feel'?
masterofmidgets : *DIES* OH GOD TONY'S SLEAZY PORN STAR GRIN
telyanofcelore : "He's pulling me to him... by magnetic attraction."
masterofmidgets : *DIES*
telyanofcelore : "See how powerless you are against my superior... size..."
telyanofcelore : "...and... /strength/..."
masterofmidgets : I...I...god, the fic just writes itself, doesn't it?
telyanofcelore : YES
telyanofcelore : I don't think any fic /needs/ written for this
telyanofcelore : "He has weapons... I never dreamed... existed..."
telyanofcelore : "I am getting weaker... but for me, it will be only temporary!"
telyanofcelore : "They're getting so tight I can't move..."
telyanofcelore : "I've got to apply full pressure, no matter how it drains my power..."
telyanofcelore : At last. But is Happy in time?
telyanofcelore : At the sound of Happy's voice, IronMan summons his last ounce of strength.
telyanofcelore : *snickers* Molecule scramble ray
masterofmidgets : I...okay, honestly I cannot ship that. Pepper/Happy=my canon OTP
telyanofcelore : I really don't want to ship any of this
masterofmidgets : GOD NO
masterofmidgets : IT TAKES YOU DARK, DARK PLACES
telyanofcelore : "Oh, he's moving off - I'll try a new angle"
telyanofcelore : "Now you've made a great target for /my/ kind of /power/!"
telyanofcelore : ACK EVIL EVIL GRIN
masterofmidgets : WHOSE?
masterofmidgets : WAS IT TONY'S SLEAZY PORN GRIN?
telyanofcelore : YES
masterofmidgets : IS IT THE PORNSTACHE? I THINK THE PORNSTACHE MAKES IT WORSE
telyanofcelore : HE R SLEEZY N PORNTASTIC
telyanofcelore : And yes, the pornstache makes it worse
masterofmidgets : I think Tony thinks his life is one long extended scene in a skin flick
telyanofcelore : And, yes, Tony does.

I now have the Captain America theme song in my iTunes. Because sometimes I just don't have enough pure, undiluted crack in my life.