I Make No Apologies
Apr. 29th, 2010 10:53 pmProof that we are serious students of classic English literature:
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masterofmidgets: Tolstoy/Chekhov
colourofsaying: definitely
masterofmidgets: Chekhov hero-worhipped Tolstoy!
masterofmidgets: and the first time they met, there was naked swimming
masterofmidgets: according to my professor
colourofsaying: ...Naked swimming, eh?
colourofsaying: Tell me more
masterofmidgets: so, Chekhov totally worshipped Tolstoy, so much that he was afraid to meet him, even though people kept trying to introduce them. And finally they were just like, No, he is a famous writer, you are a writer, go!
masterofmidgets: so he went to Tolstoy's estate, where Tolstoy hung out gardening and making boots and doing...whatever manly Russian peasant men do
masterofmidgets: and he gets there, and Tolstoy isn't around, so he goes wandering off looking for him on the estate, because he's got to be somewhere
colourofsaying: ...doing whatever manly Russian peasant men do?
masterofmidgets: and finally he gets to this pond that Tolstoy has on his property, and there is Tolstoy, in his peasant clothes because apparently that's what Tolstoy wore
masterofmidgets: and Tolstoy is like, I'm going swimming, want to join me?
masterofmidgets: and just strips
masterofmidgets: and Chekhov...does
masterofmidgets: so they have their first conversation as famous Russian writers naked and neck deep in water
colourofsayingr: AWESOME
masterofmidgets: my professor didn't mention the part where there was manly Russian sex, but I choose to make my own assumptions
colourofsaying: That's what manly Russian peasant men do!
colourofsaying: Each other!
masterofmidgets: *ded*
masterofmidgets: theirloveissofacialhair
colourofsaying: You do realize I automatically put Nietzche in when you said that?
colourofsaying: He's who I think of when I think facial hair
masterofmidgets: AUGH
colourofsaying: GOD
colourofsaying: BEARD THREESOME OF ICK
masterofmidgets: EWEWEW
masterofmidgets: AND NOW I'M THINKING OF TROY
colourofsaying: eeeeeeeeeew
masterofmidgets: GREEK BEARD-FIGHTING
masterofmidgets: Nietchze/Chekhov/Tolstoy, threeway beard battle
masterofmidgets: Tolstoy/Chekhovcolourofsaying: definitelymasterofmidgets: Chekhov hero-worhipped Tolstoy!masterofmidgets: and the first time they met, there was naked swimmingmasterofmidgets: according to my professorcolourofsaying: ...Naked swimming, eh?colourofsaying: Tell me moremasterofmidgets: so, Chekhov totally worshipped Tolstoy, so much that he was afraid to meet him, even though people kept trying to introduce them. And finally they were just like, No, he is a famous writer, you are a writer, go!masterofmidgets: so he went to Tolstoy's estate, where Tolstoy hung out gardening and making boots and doing...whatever manly Russian peasant men domasterofmidgets: and he gets there, and Tolstoy isn't around, so he goes wandering off looking for him on the estate, because he's got to be somewherecolourofsaying: ...doing whatever manly Russian peasant men do?masterofmidgets: and finally he gets to this pond that Tolstoy has on his property, and there is Tolstoy, in his peasant clothes because apparently that's what Tolstoy woremasterofmidgets: and Tolstoy is like, I'm going swimming, want to join me?masterofmidgets: and just stripsmasterofmidgets: and Chekhov...doesmasterofmidgets: so they have their first conversation as famous Russian writers naked and neck deep in watercolourofsayingr: AWESOMEmasterofmidgets: my professor didn't mention the part where there was manly Russian sex, but I choose to make my own assumptionscolourofsaying: That's what manly Russian peasant men do!colourofsaying: Each other!masterofmidgets: *ded*masterofmidgets: theirloveissofacialhaircolourofsaying: You do realize I automatically put Nietzche in when you said that?colourofsaying: He's who I think of when I think facial hairmasterofmidgets: AUGHcolourofsaying: GODcolourofsaying: BEARD THREESOME OF ICKmasterofmidgets: EWEWEWmasterofmidgets: AND NOW I'M THINKING OF TROYcolourofsaying: eeeeeeeeeewmasterofmidgets: GREEK BEARD-FIGHTINGmasterofmidgets: Nietchze/Chekhov/Tolstoy, threeway beard battle