Someone Shut My Brain Off

Dear Self:

I realize that looming threat of graduating college (with an arts degree!) and having to get a ~real job~ like an actual grown-up is going to be this summer's great source of anxiety and gratuitous family meddling (and really, what would summer be if you weren't freaking out over something?). HOWEVER. I do feel the need to step in and say that 3am in the middle of your second week home is maybe not the best time to start researching federal pay grades and the Peace Corps. Just saying.

My Regards,

The Department of Can't I Just Stay In College Forever?