Seriously, Just Give Me My Stupid Box

Goddamnit, UPS. I know this is a small town, but we live two blocks off the main street, not the fields of Jupiter. Is it really that hard to find our house? I have better things to do than muck around on my lunch break trying to get over to your depot to pick up my package just because you can't be bothered to check google maps. The post office might be incompetent and slow, but at least they can FIND MY MAILBOX.

Only five more weeks until I never again have to give directions to this impossible to find, unmarked, unpaved, yes-it's-a-real-street-no-we-don't-have-a-sign-just-turn-at-the-lamppost house. Quite certain I will not miss that in the slightest.