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Several Stupid Thor/Loki Stories That Are Never Going To Happen (and one I may or may not be writing right now)
1. The Bagman's Gambit!AU where Thor is a clean-cut, heroic secret agent of the Bond school who ends up a double agent for the sake of his lover/half-brother Loki, who is working for the Frost Giants and the Chitauri (and who is a manipulative jerk but also desperately frightened and seeing no way out but Thor).
2. The story where Thor is the biggest IKEA stan on Midgard. Much to everyone's embarrassment.
3. The story where Loki's childhood nickname for Thor is Ennilangr (from the Nafnaþulur, part of the Prose Edda - it means "the one with the wide forehead"). He uses it in a battle with the Avengers, just to be obnoxious, and they are all, Thooooor, what did he say, was that some weird Asgardian swear word? and Thor is like I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
4. The fairy-tale AU where Odin is a viking king at war with the seal-folk, and Loki is a selkie that Odin finds and raises to marry his only son, Thor. This does not end as well as Odin might have hoped (does anything? Ever?).
1. The Bagman's Gambit!AU where Thor is a clean-cut, heroic secret agent of the Bond school who ends up a double agent for the sake of his lover/half-brother Loki, who is working for the Frost Giants and the Chitauri (and who is a manipulative jerk but also desperately frightened and seeing no way out but Thor).
2. The story where Thor is the biggest IKEA stan on Midgard. Much to everyone's embarrassment.
3. The story where Loki's childhood nickname for Thor is Ennilangr (from the Nafnaþulur, part of the Prose Edda - it means "the one with the wide forehead"). He uses it in a battle with the Avengers, just to be obnoxious, and they are all, Thooooor, what did he say, was that some weird Asgardian swear word? and Thor is like I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
4. The fairy-tale AU where Odin is a viking king at war with the seal-folk, and Loki is a selkie that Odin finds and raises to marry his only son, Thor. This does not end as well as Odin might have hoped (does anything? Ever?).