This Is Me, Being Avoidant

[masterofmidgets]

Ardently not thinking about school. Or the fact that I am leaving in two days and haven't done any of my laundry. Or that my cell phone hasn't come yet, the bastards. Or that I don't know if I'm going to get the job in the library that I really need because it's the only thing I am qualified for/really want to do, and gods do I need the money, or I won't be able to go to YaoiCon. Or, you know, buy food and textbooks, which is almost as important. NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT.

Instead, I am thinking about cross-dressing prostitute!Draco, and the outfit that Hannah put him in. He has the most outlandish sort of Renaissance-Goth leather jacket, heavy on the bondage - lots of chains and leather straps, jet buttons, satin panels on the front, mandarin collar, some sort of weird Greek style sleeves she described that I cannot for the life of me picture. She drew it out, and she's going to scan it and send it to me. Yay! Meanwhile, I just have to work on getting the dialogue not pathetically awful-sounding. I hate writing dialogue. I hate it I hate it I hate it!!!!!! Especially when I have no idea whatsoever what kind of things you're supposed to say when soliciting a hooker...

The last few days, I've been reading a lot of Clex slash from the Smallville fandom. I feel very...dirty and teenagerish. It's so silly. I totally buy it, but it's still silly. I think I'll keep my Gundam and FF, thanks.

Comments

[lawrencered.livejournal.com]

ohhh clark/lex haha. (I refuse to call it clex. it sounds like a mashup of clamydia, chiclets, and sex). I, who have dabbled in fanfic of every 'dom imaginable, have some recs of said ship if you like.
sometimes I wonder at the sheer number of stories I've read and my sheer inability to write and the correlation between the two ; ;

[masterofmidgets.livejournal.com]

I get so confused by all the different systems used by different fandoms to name their ships - the western fans use stupid little name-mashes, the HP fans use initials, the anime fans use the reduce-each-name-to-two-syllables thing, and the Kingdom Hearts fans? They do...god only knows.
And this is more a temporary diversion than entering a new fandom; I haven't watched Smallville in /ages/. Thanks for the offer though! I'll be sure to keep it in mind next time I run low on good mansex...