I Don't Even Like MPreg
Mar. 3rd, 2009 06:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
masterofmidgetsUm.
I think the incessant rain has infected me with some kind of horrible Californian fungus that is ROTTING MY BRAIN.
I woke up this morning with a disturbingly full-formed plot outline in my head that I will never write, ever, because it is horrible and cliched and WTF and FAIL, just FAIL. But now I can't stop thinking about it!
Basically, it involves Booster getting a sample of Ted's DNA (either off the googles he still has on a dresser somewhere, or by going back in time and, ahem, sampling), and rather than doing the sensible thing, which would be cloning, he decides to go to the future and get himself knocked up with Ted's sciencey love child. Because they can totally do that in the future. Mmm-hmm. And then he has to hide his pregnancy from the news and the rest of the superhero community, and Michelle would find out and be all grrrrrr protective after she got over the 'what the hell Michael, are you brain-damaged?'. I don't even know how weird things would get with Rip - I mean, how do you tell your mentor/handler that you're pregnant with, uh, him?
What the hell is wrong with me? Dear self: DO NOT WRITE THIS.
I'm going to end up trying to write this, aren't I?
I think the incessant rain has infected me with some kind of horrible Californian fungus that is ROTTING MY BRAIN.
I woke up this morning with a disturbingly full-formed plot outline in my head that I will never write, ever, because it is horrible and cliched and WTF and FAIL, just FAIL. But now I can't stop thinking about it!
Basically, it involves Booster getting a sample of Ted's DNA (either off the googles he still has on a dresser somewhere, or by going back in time and, ahem, sampling), and rather than doing the sensible thing, which would be cloning, he decides to go to the future and get himself knocked up with Ted's sciencey love child. Because they can totally do that in the future. Mmm-hmm. And then he has to hide his pregnancy from the news and the rest of the superhero community, and Michelle would find out and be all grrrrrr protective after she got over the 'what the hell Michael, are you brain-damaged?'. I don't even know how weird things would get with Rip - I mean, how do you tell your mentor/handler that you're pregnant with, uh, him?
What the hell is wrong with me? Dear self: DO NOT WRITE THIS.
I'm going to end up trying to write this, aren't I?