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The Stupid, It Boggles The Mind
May. 27th, 2008 02:46 amExcept Of An IM Conversation Between Myself and Envy, Regarding a Mutual Acquaintance Of Less Than Blinding Intellect (referred to variously as Envy's Midget, The Pink One, and Caitlin)
Envy: I'm telling the Pink One in total seriousness that the end of the world is in 2012.
Envy: Let's see how she takes it.
Envy: Caitlin says: No i dont belive in that end of the world crap. Envy-chan says: the mayan calendar has yet to be wrong. Caitlin says: Oh well I dont think it will really be the end of the world
Ed: heh
Ed: Wait, I thought she was uber!Christian?
Envy: me too
Ed: Isn't Christianity kind of apocalyptic?
Envy: rather quite. Most of them see it as the redemption of the earth
Envy: omg
Envy: I can't believe she just said that.
Envy: Envy-chan says: so what about that whole part of the bible about the second coming? What do you make of that? Caitlin says: I havent heard that.
Ed: ...WTF?
Ed: I'm a fucking heathen and I've heard of Revelations
Ed: this defies all explanation
... blah blah blah random brief discussion of something fanficish I was reading and Christian!canon
Envy: [after sending this girl a link to Revelations] but then she finally agreed to read it. After lots of rantage. Although I'm not too sure if she actually will or not.
Ed: ...you had to force a Christian to read the Bible? How does that even work?!?!
The conversation derailed pretty quickly after that to a comparison of her as an open-minded Christian who embraces a lot of Hindu ideas and me as a Pagan, some weird mental imagery of bisected!Jesus, and quotage of Anuna lyrics and links to A Softer World strips (check it out, it is awesome). But that's the gist of it. And I...keep trying to think of some response to this conversation other than WTF, but I can't.
The only reason Envy and I still talk to this girl at all is because it's kind of fun to bait her - we have a running competition to see who can answer "Hey, what's up?" with the most violent, obscene, nonsensical, or just batshit insane descriptions, in an attempt to elicit something besides "oh i see" in response. One circumstance in which the Alien Pie Tentacle Rape comes in handy! (and she's vaguely homophobic, too, so saying something like "I just saw Iron Man and am now imagining Rhodey licking sweat and grease off Tony's sexy sexy body" are guaranteed to be shock-inducing)
And for added context: Envy met this girl at a CHRISTIAN CHURCH CAMP. Having to be told basic tenets of a religion that is not ony the major , even defining, religion of your country but also that you profess to believe in = YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Envy: I'm telling the Pink One in total seriousness that the end of the world is in 2012.
Envy: Let's see how she takes it.
Envy: Caitlin says: No i dont belive in that end of the world crap. Envy-chan says: the mayan calendar has yet to be wrong. Caitlin says: Oh well I dont think it will really be the end of the world
Ed: heh
Ed: Wait, I thought she was uber!Christian?
Envy: me too
Ed: Isn't Christianity kind of apocalyptic?
Envy: rather quite. Most of them see it as the redemption of the earth
Envy: omg
Envy: I can't believe she just said that.
Envy: Envy-chan says: so what about that whole part of the bible about the second coming? What do you make of that? Caitlin says: I havent heard that.
Ed: ...WTF?
Ed: I'm a fucking heathen and I've heard of Revelations
Ed: this defies all explanation
... blah blah blah random brief discussion of something fanficish I was reading and Christian!canon
Envy: [after sending this girl a link to Revelations] but then she finally agreed to read it. After lots of rantage. Although I'm not too sure if she actually will or not.
Ed: ...you had to force a Christian to read the Bible? How does that even work?!?!
The conversation derailed pretty quickly after that to a comparison of her as an open-minded Christian who embraces a lot of Hindu ideas and me as a Pagan, some weird mental imagery of bisected!Jesus, and quotage of Anuna lyrics and links to A Softer World strips (check it out, it is awesome). But that's the gist of it. And I...keep trying to think of some response to this conversation other than WTF, but I can't.
The only reason Envy and I still talk to this girl at all is because it's kind of fun to bait her - we have a running competition to see who can answer "Hey, what's up?" with the most violent, obscene, nonsensical, or just batshit insane descriptions, in an attempt to elicit something besides "oh i see" in response. One circumstance in which the Alien Pie Tentacle Rape comes in handy! (and she's vaguely homophobic, too, so saying something like "I just saw Iron Man and am now imagining Rhodey licking sweat and grease off Tony's sexy sexy body" are guaranteed to be shock-inducing)
And for added context: Envy met this girl at a CHRISTIAN CHURCH CAMP. Having to be told basic tenets of a religion that is not ony the major , even defining, religion of your country but also that you profess to believe in = YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.