I Better Not Get In Trouble For This

Dear Work: If you are going to change the shift schedules so that everyone's shifts start an hour later than usual, it might be wise to maybe, just possibly, TELL THEM THIS. And not just assume everyone will check their email over the weekend. Because I? DON'T. And when the sign-up sheet for shifts says 1-4.30 and none of the supervisors or the boss during the week says 'hey, heads-up guys we're revising the shifts', I tend to assume shifts WILL NOT BE CHANGED WTF.

And I was seriously pissed off that when I got to work at my regular time to find absolutely no one there (except for a couple other callers who were as confused as I was). I wasted an hour walking down there and back for no reason, plus, since there is no way in hell I can or would walk back there AGAIN in time for my actual new shift, I'm missing work and having to switch days again. Which is a pain in the ass for me and makes me look irresponsible to my boss. EVEN THOUGH THIS IS NOT MY FAULT AND I WAS EARLY FOR WORK AS;LK:LKDLKNASF:LKASF

*SEETHES*

Context Is For The Weak

colourofsaying : Did you notice that Fraser looks similar to John Barrowman?
masterofmidgets : JB from, like, way back in S1 DW, maybe
colourofsaying : *nods*
masterofmidgets : that provides some very strange mental images, and also a crossover where Jack is his own great-great-great grandfather somehow (and by somehow I mean fucking someone he shouldn't)
colourofsaying :  *grins*
...wait, were you thinking of Jack as a Mountie in a threesome with the Rays?
masterofmidgets : um, no?
colourofsaying : ok, that's probably a good thing
Jack as a Mountie is a scary scary thought
And he probably couldn't carry caribou either
masterofmidgets : more like Jack making an unexpected trip to Canada in the 60s and then one day he and the team are in Chicago and he meets a Mountie who looks suspiciously familiar
colourofsaying :  *grins*
Somehow Fraser procreates eventually?
masterofmidgets : or at the very least jerks off into a cup for science
colourofsaying :  *raises eyebrows* Somehow the phrase 'jerks off' and the name 'Fraser' sound very odd together
colourofsaying :  I just - do you think he ever did?
masterofmidgets : I...god
I actually imagine him having a very strict schedule for it. Like, once in week, in order to stay in top condition and good spirits.
very businesslike
colourofsaying : *giggles*
With Mountie-approved pinup posters?
masterofmidgets : he lies back and thinks of Nova Scotia
colourofsaying :  *dies*
YES
He makes Diefenbaker go in the barn.
masterofmidgets : this is not a sight appropriate for young wolves
colourofsaying : Nope
Although Diefenbaker is apparently quite the Casanova
He has puppies!
masterofmidgets : awwwwwwww
I am dead from cute
colourofsaying :  *grins*
masterofmidgets : ...and also picturing Fraser very carefully staring straight ahead, back perfectly straight, while he gives Diefenbaker The Talk.
colourofsaying : ...yes
masterofmidgets : I feel like I have to post this conversation now

ETA: this conversation continued on to Jack trying to initiate an orgy with Fraser and both Rays, John Hart's attempt to seduce Fraser into his spaceship, Fraser's identity crisis, and the founding of Torchwood Chicago. Go us.

Originally John Hart Was In This Too

Why no, I'm not procrastinating on my religions paper, why do you ask?

Also, colourofsaying is to blame for at least half of this.

How Benton Fraser and Jack Harkness Met, Saved The Day, and Founded Torchwood Chicago (a summary of a story that, god help us, will never be written)

( Due South/Torchwood: Two great tastes that taste great together? )