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masterofmidgets From sea_serpent, who you should check out if you like Death Note and also if you like The Sims, and especially if you like the idea of Death Note Sims, because hers are awesome.
My List
1. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
2. Steve Rogers (Captain America)
3. Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
4. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
5. Cloud Strife (FFVII)
6. Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter)
7. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
8. Tony Stark (Iron Man)
9. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
10. Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
11. Crowley (Good Omens)
12. Zack Fair (FFVII)
sea_serpent, who you should check out if you like Death Note and also if you like The Sims, and especially if you like the idea of Death Note Sims, because hers are awesome. My List
1. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
2. Steve Rogers (Captain America)
3. Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
4. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
5. Cloud Strife (FFVII)
6. Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter)
7. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
8. Tony Stark (Iron Man)
9. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
10. Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
11. Crowley (Good Omens)
12. Zack Fair (FFVII)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Tonks/Crowley))? Do you want to?
AHAAAHAAAHAA NO. This would never happen! Tonks seems more the type to go for woobie guys she can fix and cuddle, and Crowley's low-level evil would fail in the face of Tonks' blind optimism. The sex would be enthusiastic but not very good (sorry Crowley!). I have however read Crowley/Remus.
2. Do you think Four (Wolfram) is hot? How hot?
I HAVE SEEN HIM SHIRTLESS AND GROPING JACK AND GODDAMN HE IS SEXY. AND WELSH. WELSH AND SEXY. I really hate his sideburns, but his nose is adorable. And he looks good in a suit *winks*
3. What would happen if Twelve (Zack) got Eight (Tony Stark) pregnant?
*can't....stop....laughing....ohgodpregnantTony...* Okay, barring the fact that this is HORRIBLE TERRIBLE CRACK THAT MUST NEVER EVER BE WRITTEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO, and that a Final Fantasy/Iron Man crossover is far fetched even for me...well, there would be some kind of interdimensional portal accident that ganked Zack into the Marvel Universe when he "died" *coughNOTDEADcough*, and he and Tony would have a one-night stand in a slightly skeezy bar. Interdimensional physics being what they are, Tony gets knocked up, and immediately turns the child into a source of GREAT ANGST, worrying about how he's going to be responsible for her (Tony assumes it's a girl) and how he's to protect her and how he's too screwed up to be a role model, while Steve, not knowing what's going on, frets about Tony's increasingly odd behavior. Luckily, Zack is awesome, and when he realizes what happened (don't ask me HOW), comes and beats down the door to Stark Tower and sort of moves himself in and takes Tony's place as SOLDIER Man (he's bad at names) so that pregnant!Tony won't put himself and the baby in danger fighting crime. Against all odds and after many awkward conversations, he and Steve become great friends, and after that Tony never stands a chance.
5. Would Two (Steve Rogers) and Six (Tonks) make a good couple?
That's actually kind of cute! Also, Tonks would figure out in about five seconds that he was Captain America, and then she would put on a costume and fight crime!
6. 6. Five/Nine (Cloud/Naruto) or Five/Ten (Cloud/Axel)? Why?
*giggles* Cloud/Naruto, definitely. It's cracked out and would probably end in disaster, but Naruto's pretty good at inspiring people who think they can't move past their insurmountable angst, so he'd be pretty good for Cloud, and Cloud would be insanely clingy, which would probably be good for everybody-hates-me-or-ignores-me-or-dies!Naruto. Besides, Axel would be too freaked out by how much Cloud looks like Roxas to sex him up without the relationship being severely screwed up.
7. What would happen if Seven (Draco) walked in on Two (Steve) and Twelve (Zack) having sex?
He would videotape it, and use it as blackmail to make Steve do his bidding. There are so many sex tapes of Zack already floating around that he is un-blackmail-able, of course.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Duo/Axel) fic.
When the intel for Duo's next mission turns out to be wrong, the pilot finds himself captured by a mysterious organization and placed in the charge of a man with a cruel streak and a fiery temper. All Duo cares about is escaping - until he realizes his captor's motives are not what they appear.
Alternativey:
In which a great many things are blown up.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Jack Harkness/Tony Stark) fluff?
HELL NO. The only way this pairing would be even remotely possible would be as pure, unadulterated porn. *drools* Possibly REALLY ANGSTY porn, but mostly just one-night-stand-screw-me-through-the-mattress!porn.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Draco/Zack) hurt/comfort fic.
I...honestly, I've got nothing.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Ianto) to deflower One (Jack)?
AHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAVIRGIN!JACKAAHAAHAAAHAAA. No, see, it goes the other way around! This pairing is canon, and by the time they've met, Jack hasn't been a virgin for at least 150 years.
And if Ianto were to deflower Jack, the only plot device required would be for him to drop his trousers. Or, you know, not even that far, because this is JACK.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Draco) slash?
Of course! Who /doesn't/ read Draco slash? Especiallytelyanofcelorethough.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Duo) het?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW NO. Duo belongs with Heero, and possibly Wufei as well, and most people I know agree.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Crowley)?
Well, I'm a member of![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
lower_tadfield, so yeah, I'd say so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Steve/Ianto/Cloud)?
Dear God I hope not. Too...much....woobie...
16. What might Ten (Axel) scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh dear...you know, I'm tempted to say "ROXAS!" No matter who he was actually with.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Tony Stark), which song would you choose?
Iron Man XDDD Also "I Think I Need A New Heart" by Magnetic Fields (mostly just for the title), "Beautiful Disaster" by Kelly Clarkson (because Tony is oh-so-good at screwing up his life) and "Look What You've Done" by Jet (for the Civil War fiasco and Tony's emo-ing over Steve's death)
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Jack/Tonks/Zack) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings would include bad pick-up lines, excessive pervyness, avant-garde smut, and shape-changing for sexual purposes
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Steve) to use on Ten (Axel)?
NO AMOUNT OF BRAIN BLEACH CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT. BUt I'm twisted, so...
"You know, being the peak of humna perfection means I'm perfect everywhere. Want me to prove it?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Cloud)?
Eh, maybe a few days ago? I'm inffvii_yaoi and crisis_hardcore, but I haven't been reading everything that's being written lately.
21. What is Six's (Tonks) super-sekrit kink?
She sometimes likes to Metamorphage (?) herself into a guy so that she can top. Especially with Kingsley XDD
22. Would Eleven (Crowley) shag Nine (Naruto)? Drunk or sober?
Well, since Crowley's supposed to be all about sin and temptation, I'd say it's his duty to shag Naruto and anyone else who'll hop into bed with him, and the nine-tailed fox demon would probably be kind of a turn-on (unless Crowley already knows him). He'd do it sober, but he'd get Naruto really drunk first.
23. If Three (Duo) and Seven (Draco) get together, who tops?
Duo. No doubt about it, Duo would be top! With that caveat that Draco is a really really bitchy bottom who tells Duo what to do the whole time. Also with the caveat that this would only happen because Duo was bored/wanted to prove to Draco he was gay/needed to get information out of him and didn't want to kill him, and afterwards Heero would seriously fuck him up.
24. "One (Jack) and Nine (Naruto) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Naruto) suddenly runs off with Four (Ianto). One (Jack), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Crowley) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Zack), then follows the wise advice of Five (Cloud) and finds true love with Three (Duo)."
25. What title would you give this fic?
"In which Ianto is kidnapped by space!ninjas and Jack's libido runs away with him"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Draco/Tony) was canon?
I'm imagining this somehow going along the lines of Tony meeting Draco at a charity dinner in London where Tony is for business, and being bizarrely smitten with Draco's prettiness and ability to be decoratively witty and interesting and amazing ability in bed, and ignoring that he is a spoiled brat (ala Oscar Wilde/Lord Douglas?). He brings him back with him to Stark Tower to be his official eye candy, and they have lots of sex and really /loud/ melodramatic fights in front of everyone, and all the other Avengers hate Draco with a passion and keep telling Tony to ditch him so that Tony ends up mad at all of them for not thinking he knows what he's doing. And then Draco gets kidnapped by bad guys and is useless and Tony has to save him and is mad at him for being useless and getting himself kidnapped and Draco is mad at him because he didn't sign on for getting kidnapped, and there's a big blow-up and Draco storms out and goes back to England and Steve fixes Tony's broken heart by finally telling him he's in love with him. So for that it could work.
But if I had to read it on an ongoing basis and believe that it would work as a pairing, I'd have to kill myself.
AHAAAHAAAHAA NO. This would never happen! Tonks seems more the type to go for woobie guys she can fix and cuddle, and Crowley's low-level evil would fail in the face of Tonks' blind optimism. The sex would be enthusiastic but not very good (sorry Crowley!). I have however read Crowley/Remus.
2. Do you think Four (Wolfram) is hot? How hot?
I HAVE SEEN HIM SHIRTLESS AND GROPING JACK AND GODDAMN HE IS SEXY. AND WELSH. WELSH AND SEXY. I really hate his sideburns, but his nose is adorable. And he looks good in a suit *winks*
3. What would happen if Twelve (Zack) got Eight (Tony Stark) pregnant?
*can't....stop....laughing....ohgodpregnantTony...* Okay, barring the fact that this is HORRIBLE TERRIBLE CRACK THAT MUST NEVER EVER BE WRITTEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO, and that a Final Fantasy/Iron Man crossover is far fetched even for me...well, there would be some kind of interdimensional portal accident that ganked Zack into the Marvel Universe when he "died" *coughNOTDEADcough*, and he and Tony would have a one-night stand in a slightly skeezy bar. Interdimensional physics being what they are, Tony gets knocked up, and immediately turns the child into a source of GREAT ANGST, worrying about how he's going to be responsible for her (Tony assumes it's a girl) and how he's to protect her and how he's too screwed up to be a role model, while Steve, not knowing what's going on, frets about Tony's increasingly odd behavior. Luckily, Zack is awesome, and when he realizes what happened (don't ask me HOW), comes and beats down the door to Stark Tower and sort of moves himself in and takes Tony's place as SOLDIER Man (he's bad at names) so that pregnant!Tony won't put himself and the baby in danger fighting crime. Against all odds and after many awkward conversations, he and Steve become great friends, and after that Tony never stands a chance.
5. Would Two (Steve Rogers) and Six (Tonks) make a good couple?
That's actually kind of cute! Also, Tonks would figure out in about five seconds that he was Captain America, and then she would put on a costume and fight crime!
6. 6. Five/Nine (Cloud/Naruto) or Five/Ten (Cloud/Axel)? Why?
*giggles* Cloud/Naruto, definitely. It's cracked out and would probably end in disaster, but Naruto's pretty good at inspiring people who think they can't move past their insurmountable angst, so he'd be pretty good for Cloud, and Cloud would be insanely clingy, which would probably be good for everybody-hates-me-or-ignores-me-or-dies!Naruto. Besides, Axel would be too freaked out by how much Cloud looks like Roxas to sex him up without the relationship being severely screwed up.
7. What would happen if Seven (Draco) walked in on Two (Steve) and Twelve (Zack) having sex?
He would videotape it, and use it as blackmail to make Steve do his bidding. There are so many sex tapes of Zack already floating around that he is un-blackmail-able, of course.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Duo/Axel) fic.
When the intel for Duo's next mission turns out to be wrong, the pilot finds himself captured by a mysterious organization and placed in the charge of a man with a cruel streak and a fiery temper. All Duo cares about is escaping - until he realizes his captor's motives are not what they appear.
Alternativey:
In which a great many things are blown up.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Jack Harkness/Tony Stark) fluff?
HELL NO. The only way this pairing would be even remotely possible would be as pure, unadulterated porn. *drools* Possibly REALLY ANGSTY porn, but mostly just one-night-stand-screw-me-through-the-mattress!porn.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Draco/Zack) hurt/comfort fic.
I...honestly, I've got nothing.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Ianto) to deflower One (Jack)?
AHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAVIRGIN!JACKAAHAAHAAAHAAA. No, see, it goes the other way around! This pairing is canon, and by the time they've met, Jack hasn't been a virgin for at least 150 years.
And if Ianto were to deflower Jack, the only plot device required would be for him to drop his trousers. Or, you know, not even that far, because this is JACK.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Draco) slash?
Of course! Who /doesn't/ read Draco slash? Especially
telyanofcelorethough. 13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Duo) het?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW NO. Duo belongs with Heero, and possibly Wufei as well, and most people I know agree.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Crowley)?
Well, I'm a member of
lower_tadfield, so yeah, I'd say so.15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Steve/Ianto/Cloud)?
Dear God I hope not. Too...much....woobie...
16. What might Ten (Axel) scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh dear...you know, I'm tempted to say "ROXAS!" No matter who he was actually with.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Tony Stark), which song would you choose?
Iron Man XDDD Also "I Think I Need A New Heart" by Magnetic Fields (mostly just for the title), "Beautiful Disaster" by Kelly Clarkson (because Tony is oh-so-good at screwing up his life) and "Look What You've Done" by Jet (for the Civil War fiasco and Tony's emo-ing over Steve's death)
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Jack/Tonks/Zack) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings would include bad pick-up lines, excessive pervyness, avant-garde smut, and shape-changing for sexual purposes
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Steve) to use on Ten (Axel)?
NO AMOUNT OF BRAIN BLEACH CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT. BUt I'm twisted, so...
"You know, being the peak of humna perfection means I'm perfect everywhere. Want me to prove it?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Cloud)?
Eh, maybe a few days ago? I'm in
ffvii_yaoi and crisis_hardcore, but I haven't been reading everything that's being written lately.21. What is Six's (Tonks) super-sekrit kink?
She sometimes likes to Metamorphage (?) herself into a guy so that she can top. Especially with Kingsley XDD
22. Would Eleven (Crowley) shag Nine (Naruto)? Drunk or sober?
Well, since Crowley's supposed to be all about sin and temptation, I'd say it's his duty to shag Naruto and anyone else who'll hop into bed with him, and the nine-tailed fox demon would probably be kind of a turn-on (unless Crowley already knows him). He'd do it sober, but he'd get Naruto really drunk first.
23. If Three (Duo) and Seven (Draco) get together, who tops?
Duo. No doubt about it, Duo would be top! With that caveat that Draco is a really really bitchy bottom who tells Duo what to do the whole time. Also with the caveat that this would only happen because Duo was bored/wanted to prove to Draco he was gay/needed to get information out of him and didn't want to kill him, and afterwards Heero would seriously fuck him up.
24. "One (Jack) and Nine (Naruto) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Naruto) suddenly runs off with Four (Ianto). One (Jack), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Crowley) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Zack), then follows the wise advice of Five (Cloud) and finds true love with Three (Duo)."
25. What title would you give this fic?
"In which Ianto is kidnapped by space!ninjas and Jack's libido runs away with him"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Draco/Tony) was canon?
I'm imagining this somehow going along the lines of Tony meeting Draco at a charity dinner in London where Tony is for business, and being bizarrely smitten with Draco's prettiness and ability to be decoratively witty and interesting and amazing ability in bed, and ignoring that he is a spoiled brat (ala Oscar Wilde/Lord Douglas?). He brings him back with him to Stark Tower to be his official eye candy, and they have lots of sex and really /loud/ melodramatic fights in front of everyone, and all the other Avengers hate Draco with a passion and keep telling Tony to ditch him so that Tony ends up mad at all of them for not thinking he knows what he's doing. And then Draco gets kidnapped by bad guys and is useless and Tony has to save him and is mad at him for being useless and getting himself kidnapped and Draco is mad at him because he didn't sign on for getting kidnapped, and there's a big blow-up and Draco storms out and goes back to England and Steve fixes Tony's broken heart by finally telling him he's in love with him. So for that it could work.
But if I had to read it on an ongoing basis and believe that it would work as a pairing, I'd have to kill myself.
